What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Me : I don't drink

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

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Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

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I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Do you think a lot of sociopaths' parents kill themselves for having brought such disgusting evil into the world? How much shame and disgust must they carry?

Me : Sure.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Does meth make women super horny like it does men?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Me : No

Me : I don't drink coffee also

What are some effective ways to cope with loss and grief?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

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I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

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He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

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He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

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He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

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Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

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He : Then let's have some coffee

He : Tea ?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

What causes you to be tired all the time and major headaches?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

He : I'm 24.

If there exists a “New York of Australia”, is it Sydney or Melbourne?

Me : Because it's month of August.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Why is Nickelback known to be a bad band?

Me : Thank you.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.